January 2012
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Of all the trees that we hugged, I think I like the ones that died.
– That 1 Guy
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Of all the butts that we grabbed, I remember only the wide ones.
– That 1 Guy
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What I learned today after looking at my bank...
I NEED TO STOP SPENDING MONEY LIKE I DON’T HAVE A CAR PAYMENT OR INSURANCE PAYMENT EVERY MONTH! I WAS SPOILED FOR TOO LONG! DANG!
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I wanna take my mom to see Beauty & the Beast 3D
…and reenact what happened the first time she took me to see that movie in the theatre and I horrifyingly sobbed LOUDLY through the entire ending. I was too little to understand the beast had turned back into a prince and I thought he died and turned into an angel and I was so upset because I loved the beast!
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GEAUX TIGERS
doesn’t really matter to me who wins because my company is licensed to sell the National Champions logo for both teams - but LSU is one of my accounts so I’m totally rooting for them. Geaux Tigers!
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why do old lovers always end up resurfacing at the...
I happened to run into them the week before Xmas on account of mutual friends we have in common. Still have their number in my phone, we have always remained friends instead of just ex-lovers since we have always had several friends in common. This person confirmed yesterday whether or not I was still seeing my boyfriend of 4 years now, and then confessed that they still had love for me and wanted...
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December 2011
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Katniss: You should wake me when you have nightmares.
Peeta: It's not necessary. My nightmares are usually about losing you. I'm okay once I know you're here.
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Awkward...
Having a peer-aged co-worker share with you a laugh about one of their school’s having a licensed logo that looks like the shocker = FUNNY Discovering one of your schools also has a licensed logo that looks like the shocker and having another laugh with your peer-aged co-workers = HILARIOUS Having to explain to one of your mom-aged co-workers what the shocker is = WORST AWKWARD OFFICE...
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November 2011
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FYEAH, STRANGE FINDS!: Bored at work? Photoshop... →
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From: Simon Dempsey Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.37pm To: David Thorne Subject: No Subject
Did you draw Justin Biebers face on all the images in my stock images folder and save them over my files?
From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.44pm To:…
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"Visions of Thanksgiving" by Lisa Hanawalt for The...
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(nyt via lisahanawalt.)